Storytime Fan Gifts

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Moby Dick

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'