Storytime Admirer Gifts

"Señor Giant, don't listen to Don Quixote. That is my windmill, not your cousin Pedro."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."