Story Time Fan Gifts

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'try moderation next time!'

Teacher reading.

The Fourth Little Pig

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Little Princess.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moby Dick

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.