Nighttime Story Fan Gifts

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Ask A Silly Question.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Mom dwarves.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Romulus and Remus

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Bertolt Brecht

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.