Wartime Aficionado Gifts

'Put that light out!'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."

"Er –pardon, Herr General..."

The Pilsener Pump

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Lord Boothby

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Jack in the Box

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Abacus.

"I know your mother."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

The Red Baron meets his match.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."