Wartime Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

COWMIKAZES

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

A lesson in wit

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

The Trench-Sealer

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"At work, they call me benchmark."

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

King George VI

Evacuation Route.

The red-nosed man discourseth

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'