Wartime Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Thank God men! Its the Doughboys!"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Thinker. The Listener

COWMIKAZES

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

A lesson in wit

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

The Trench-Sealer

"At work, they call me benchmark."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Ernie's Discount Clinic. Fragile. I didn't see the need to go to medical school. I just give everybody a clock

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination? I would, but I'm the person he's texting.

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

King George VI

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.