Wartime Humorist Gifts

"What's the matter with this place? Don't they know there's a war on?"

COWMIKAZES

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Time management office worker

Siegfried Sassoon

Your Country Needs MOO!

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Get Ahead

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

The Trench-Sealer

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

J. J. Abrams

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

The Scarlet Letter

"My dad was in the war, but he doesn't talk about it."

Horror film

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Shark!'

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

The Process of Cooking 2000 Turkeys for Soldier's Thanksgiving Dinner

"Thank God men! Its the Doughboys!"

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

"Tell me, what did you do in real life?"