Wartime Satirist Gifts

Hague Convention Defied- Orison Whittling

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

World War IV.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Flags

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Cannonball!'

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

No-Work Orange

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible