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"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

"Can that be right?"

Clock watcher

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'I'll do half of it.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Bummer Time Streaming

"Help! Set me free!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Is that a new watch?"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Late for a date,,,

"You're late."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

'Sorry if I'm late.'

"You're early."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."