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"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

"Can that be right?"

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Clock watcher

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Bummer Time Streaming

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Is that a new watch?"

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"You're late."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."