Time-wasting Wizard Prints

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"I thought you gave up TV."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Dustbin monster.

Deadlines, Inc.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Father Time Management

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Bummer Time Streaming

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Time change

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"