Time Waster Prints

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

MOM'S...NO lollygaging on this corner.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Joey, doesn't Mr. Rod have a problem with you lying down behind the counter all day?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Deadlines

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Deadlines, Inc.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Father Time Management

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bummer Time Streaming

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'

Time change

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"This could have just been an email."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

'It's hard to meet out time management guidelines now that all our clocks are on Bombay time.'

He's multi-tasking...It's his latest time management strategy.