Time Waster Mugs

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

MOM'S...NO lollygaging on this corner.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Joey, doesn't Mr. Rod have a problem with you lying down behind the counter all day?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Deadlines

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Deadlines, Inc.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Father Time Management

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Bummer Time Streaming

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'

Time change

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"This could have just been an email."

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

Time Management Seminar Schedule.