Chronological Philosopher Gifts

"We'll be crossing the International Date Line so I'll see you when we land yesterday."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Can that be right?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

'Time? Time's relative.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Did you try rebooting?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Almost Your Time.

'faster!'

'Bloody warmongers!'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

'Half past zen.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

Assisted suicide.

Philosoraptors

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Have you got the time?'

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"The way I see it, angst is the whole gestalt."

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'