Weather Philosophers Gifts

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

The King In The Rain.

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"High Pressure Area"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Caution - Poet at work

God is a spider.

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

A snake eats evolving animals.