Cold Weather Philosopher Gifts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Bless You."

Lemniskate

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Rude Snowpeople

"I hate this time of year."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

I Love Winter!

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'