Cold Weather Philosopher T-Shirts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Bless You."

Lemniskate

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Rude Snowpeople

"I hate this time of year."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Say, I just had a thought

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Caution - Poet at work

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Igloo Building.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'