Ice Rink Philosopher Gifts

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Lemniskate

Ice skater

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Ice Skater

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

The Hockey World

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"This is a tough place to work..."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

The Puck Stops Here.

Ice skating

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Beckett on ice

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'