Ice Cream Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that marries wit and whimsy? Our ice cream philosopher collection is tailored for thinkers who love a good scoop and a deep thought. Whether they’re pondering life’s big questions or just indulging in their favorite dessert, these products bring humor and intelligence together.

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"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question." mockup

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

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"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking." mockup

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

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'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.' mockup

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

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'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.' mockup

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

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"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?" mockup

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

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Ice Cream Flavors

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Food Pyramid

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"Just a drop."

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"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven." mockup

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

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They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off?? mockup

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

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Pizzas

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Banana Split

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Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter? mockup

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

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"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?" mockup

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

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Hot weather brings misery to millions. mockup

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

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New Belief Systems

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Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate mockup

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

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"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream." mockup

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

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'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.' mockup

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

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'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that' mockup

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

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'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.' mockup

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

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"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake." mockup

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

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'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...' mockup

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

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I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours? mockup

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

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