Cake Philosopher Gifts

'Cake philosophy'

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

My comfort zone

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A feast in a hospital bed.

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

Football club

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"