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'Cake philosophy'

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

My comfort zone

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A feast in a hospital bed.

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Football club

Happy Birthday Frank. Another birthday --- Somebody must be pushing the fast forward button on my life!

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."