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The Originator of the office birthday party...

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

Doctor in a cake

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'