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"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

I made you a cake!

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Somewhere in France

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"