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"This is stupid! If I separate the eggs how do they ever end up together in the cake?!!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'