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Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Cafe Burns.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Slow food restaurant

"Don't tell him anything."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cooking With Pollock.