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"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'How is the water prepared?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Horse meat scandal.

Martian restaurant and take away

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

'Surprise us.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

The Toast Hunter

"The secret was in the sauce."

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

"Arkansas stew."

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

Unhygienic Restaurant

'The Salmonella mystery' "It's a soft boiled dectective novel"

'Hey, am I in the right house or what?'

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'