Cake Conspirator T-Shirts

'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

A dog at the bakery.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Billy strip: bed pan.

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

Cooking.

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

Self-Raising Flour

'Cake philosophy'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."