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'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

A dog at the bakery.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Cooking.

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Self-Raising Flour

'Cake philosophy'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

Observe, Prepare, Act

"It would be cool if we cooked up a couple of these at your place where nobody could see us."

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."