Cake Detective T-Shirts

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

Running Latte

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Missing Easter Egg

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Bored Baker

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'I baked it especially for you.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"