Cake Detective T-Shirts

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Running Latte

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Missing Easter Egg

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Bored Baker

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"Why have you brought me here?"

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

The originator of the office birthday party.

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'