Cake Confusionist Mugs

"This is stupid! If I separate the eggs how do they ever end up together in the cake?!!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Cake Free Zone

Layer cake

His Her Cakes

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Friday!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

I made you a cake!

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'