Cake Humorist Mugs

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Who wants to hurt the cake?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Cake Free Zone

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Garlic Free Zone.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Conference Pears

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"A little under done?"

Baking

The leaning tower of Pizza.