Cake Humorist Gifts

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Who wants to hurt the cake?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Cake Free Zone

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

Garlic Free Zone.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

Conference Pears

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"A little under done?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'