Cake Connoisseur Humor Mugs

'You should have ordered - this is the last cake in the shop...'

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

His Her Cakes

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Cake Free Zone

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Cake Friday!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Doctor in a cake

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!