Cupcake Skeptic T-Shirts

'It seems so festive.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Cupcakes!

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'That does it You need glasses'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'