Cupcake Skeptic Gifts

'It seems so festive.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cupcakes!

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'That does it You need glasses'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."