Cupcake Provocateur Gifts

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Cupcakes!

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Dogs and Cake

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'We need more cake shows!'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"