Cupcake Provocateur Gifts

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Cupcakes!

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'We need more cake shows!'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Baker Resembles Baked Goods