Cupcake Conqueror Gifts

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Am Awful Crammer.

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cupcakes!

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

A woman's work is never done!

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'To cook is to dare!'