Cupcake Conqueror Mugs

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Am Awful Crammer.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Cupcakes!

"What does she have that I don't?"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

A woman's work is never done!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'