Cupcake Connoisseur Gifts

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"The universe tends towards chaos."

'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Cake Free Zone

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Cake Friday!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"