Cake Connoisseur Gifts

Solving the dropping cake problem.

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The food police are never far away.

Raphael's famous portrait 'Death by Chocolate Cake' oil on canvas, circa 1508

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

Groom chatting up girls at his wedding.

Psychologist Birthdays

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"I want a very moist angel food cake with an extra tight hole..."

That's what I call Flour Power!

Decisions...Decisions.

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

'Make a wish and DON'T blow out the candles.'

Cake Free Zone

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cake candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Birthday Cake

"Go ahead and make a wish - from this list."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"I can't see their marriage lasting."

"Frances bakes a really mean Victoria sponge."

Birthday

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

"Let's face it, Jill...we're getting any younger."

"He was trying to blow out his candles"

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

Suddenly Maude realised she had ordered the wrong birthday cake.