Cake Connoisseur Pillows

Solving the dropping cake problem.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The food police are never far away.

Raphael's famous portrait 'Death by Chocolate Cake' oil on canvas, circa 1508

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

Groom chatting up girls at his wedding.

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"I want a very moist angel food cake with an extra tight hole..."

That's what I call Flour Power!

Decisions...Decisions.

Suddenly Maude realised she had ordered the wrong birthday cake.

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

"He was trying to blow out his candles"

"Let's face it, Jill...we're getting any younger."

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

Cake Free Zone

Birthday Cake

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

Birthday

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"I can't see their marriage lasting."

'Put some puff into it Smithers! And don't forget my birthday wish this year!'

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Dessert Island