Comedy Cake Connoisseur Pillows

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

'He likes to power nap.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Farm Humor.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Happy Hour

The Trojan Beagle.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Bangers and Mash

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"