Cupcake Enthusiast Gifts

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Baking

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

'It's been almost two years since Alan left...Don't you think it's about time you pulled yourself together?'

'Sure it's easy for you to get girls...you're a stud muffin, not lemon poppyseed.'

"I'm under strict orders to fight scouts from other nests to death, but you know what, I'd rather just share with you...."

"Happy Birthday, Collins. Now eat your cupcake, lose the clown and get back to work."

"Small wedding?"

Baking

"He's become very domesticated since I cut off his testicles."

The best baker in Bath!

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Which cupcakes are for boys?"

How to cope with difficult questions from the media.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Durable goods wise we're in a world of hurt. But, on the plus side our cupcake division is going gangbusters."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Lesbian civil partnership.

The Fourth Little Pig

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Tension filled the tent.