Cupcake Chaser Gifts

Motivation

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Skiing

The Running of the Brie

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Running Latte

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Cupcakes!

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dangling Carrots

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Dogs and Cake

Sandwich snob.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."