Cupcake Chaser Gifts

Motivation

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

Skiing

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

The Running of the Brie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Running Latte

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cupcakes!

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Sandwich snob.

Dangling Carrots

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'