Cookie Chaser Gifts

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Ninja bread men"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The Running of the Brie

Running Latte

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Sandwich snob.

A complimentary biscuit

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

Motivation

"I'm back for my booster."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"Weed cookies"

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.