Cheese Chaser Gifts

'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Cow Exerecise

The Running of the Brie

"You're playing with your food again, Eugene!"

Food innovations vol. 3: A cloud made out of buffalo mozzarella.

Sandwich snob.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Running Latte

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The Perfect Garden.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

The British Society of Campanology...

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'Rock beats Scissors!'