Cheese Hunter Gifts

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

The Running of the Brie

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We succumbed to your hype."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Wine and Cheese

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Mice taking lessons.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

Sandwich snob.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

The Perfect Garden.

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Cheese

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."