Cheese Lover Gifts

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

Mice taking lessons.

Wine and chees tasting

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Grounded beef.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"

'The pastries are good, but I'd stay away from that cheese.'

Cheese - providing sunblock for toast since 1754.

The Garden of Edam

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

The Cheese God

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

'Say Cheese!'

Mousesurveillance.

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

Alexander the Greater.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'O.K., who moved my cheese?'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"It appears that after he was killed with a block of cheese, the evidence was shredded."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Got any partisan cheese?" "That's Parmesan cheese!"

National Grilled Cheese Day! April 12th

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"

"My aged cheddar died!"