Romantic Cheese Lover Gifts

Cheese date

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."