Cheese Devotee Gifts

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Oh Hi!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

Important Food Groups

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

Baking

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."