Cheese Fanatic Gifts

'Monged too much this week?'

Say cheese!

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."