Cheese Enthusiast Extraordinaire Gifts

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

The Running of the Brie

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!